1. why is jillian michaels always shouting, even when she's just talking?
2. I haven't had spanakoptia in a long-ass time. too long!
3. I bought a new car yesterday. my anxiety-gut over whether or not it was a good idea is still hurting.
4. deep down I truly believe I'm never going to be a school counselor and it makes me superduper sad.
5. I recently had my astrological charts done and had the brahmin astrologer do an 8 day fire sacrifice to try to please venus, who is apparently angry with me. I'm thoroughly convinced that my recent illness is related to karma burn-off from those yajnas. I'm supposed to have a mars one done too, but I'm kind of terrified.